About the Grand Lake Beer Mile

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July 3, 2027

WTF is a beer mile? 

1. Chug a beer (12 oz, no shotgunning) 
2. Run a quarter mile
3. Repeat until you have chugged 4 beers and run 1 mile
4. Don't vomit (chunder) or you owe an extra lap

Why are that guy's shorts so short?

• Many theories here. Most likely it's because he's like a 3 or 4 on the Kinsey scale

Why July 4th?

• Merica

Just a group of friends and family who exercise so that we can drink. Found out beer miles were a thing. The rest is history